All My Disciples Are Sandbag Players

He bought an inflatable doll, only for it to beat him into reincarnation.

As Gou Gu looked out at this world where everyone cultivated immortality, the inflatable doll transformed into an Infinite System, constantly pumping "immortal qi" into his body wherever and whenever.

To keep the immortal qi from building up too much inside him, Gou Gu could only endure the humiliation and recruit disciples in droves.

He constantly used his disciples as punching bags to pass on his cultivation. As he beat them to within an inch of their lives, their cultivation was forcibly raised to an utterly transcendent level.

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, your cultivation transfer succeeded. Immortal qi consumed: 1%. Remaining immortal qi: 10000%. Enjoy your cultivation, **."

Looking at that 10000% immortal qi, Gou Gu couldn't help letting out a long sigh:

"I still have to beat ten thousand punching-bag disciples like these?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.