Senju Hashirama's Bizarre Adventure

Real person: Hey~ isn't this Hua Yu? What do you want from me? Hua Yu: What I'm about to say is very serious, so don't be afraid. Hu Bao: Tell me, as long as we can complete our plan, even if we are not the ones smiling in the wilderness a hundred years later, it will be worth it! Hana Yu: I was fucked by a man named Hashirama just now, and I finally came back alive. Xia Youjie: I have never heard of who Hashirama is. Hanami: It's not just one person, it's the strongest Kage in Konoha Village! A real person shows off the Nana Ming figure in this hand Hana Yu: It's either this or the guy from Shippuden who can fly the Gundam! Yesterday I was pushed to the ground and beaten violently. It was obvious that I represented the forest, and it was obviously me who came first. . . . . . . How did everything turn out like this? Hu Bao: I haven't mentioned the key point yet o｀з'* Hua Yu: Ah, he is very strong. When he said that I was very strong, a wooden dragon rushed over and fucked me to death, oooooo~ The first world spell returns to the battle, and the following will be written by One Piece, Death, and Prisoners of Food. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.