Urban: Starting with a Ten-Step Retreat and a Five-Step Counterkill Against a Pit Viper

Lin Tian transmigrates from the start into a parallel world sorely lacking in humor. Every street is plastered with motivational quotes and brainwashing feel-good slogans!

What's more, he is the co-host of a late-night advice show on the city's radio station.

At the same time, he gets bound to a System called God-Tier Host.

According to the System, as long as he has enough listeners, it will award his Host a treasure chest for every minute that passes.

And so Lin Tian, determined to earn fan points, sets out to become a master of advice.

"My father was bitten by a five-step snake back in the day. He immediately took five steps backward, and he and the venomous snake died together!"

Fan: "Host, didn't you say your father was a tiger keeper?"

Lin Tian: "Hey! You're right. My father really could slide-tackle!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.