Three Kingdoms: Big-Eared Bandit, You Have No Shame

After transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms,

Liu Min, a simple-minded fellow, married a young wife and was living a happy life.

Then Liu Bei set fire to his house, burning down his big home in one go.

Liu Min was furious.

Liu Bei was a descendant of Liu Sheng, Prince Jing of Zhongshan?

"I'm also a kinsman of the Han imperial house. By seniority, even Liu Biao of Jingzhou has to call me great-uncle. Liu Bei is nothing."

Liu Bei was a benevolent and righteous lord?

"Bah! He's a hypocrite. To cover his own escape, he forced 100,000 commoners to flee with him, then burned Xinye to the ground, leaving the people homeless."

People called Lu Bu a servant of three surnames?

"Liu Bei first served Gongsun Zan, then attached himself to Tao Qian, then joined Cao Cao, then depended on Yuan Shao, and later switched to Liu Biao. So how many surnames does that make?"

Cao Cao: "Brave man, what you said has truly struck a chord with me."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.