Honghuang: I'm Really Not a Peerless Expert

What? The free-range chickens I raise are pure-blooded phoenixes?

What? The carp I raise are all true dragons?

What? The cellar in my house leads to the underworld?

Li Fan: No, impossible. How could I be an unrivaled powerhouse?

Nine Heavens Profound Lady: If senior does not mind, this young woman would be honored to become your disciple... Even if I cannot, I still wish to stay by your side at all times.

Lin Qiye: Master, the sheep ran off again.

Chang'e: Sir...

Yang Jian: Master, I'll borrow the husky's leash for a bit. A few Daluo Golden Immortals have shown up at the village entrance again...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.