Fairy, Please Behave Yourself. I Only Sell My Art

After transmigrating to a fantasy world and binding to a System, Fang Yuan discovers

that his System only seems to teach things like carpentry, masonry, music, chess, calligraphy, and painting.

But he transmigrated to a fantasy world! The kind where cultivators can fly!

With his ridiculously handsome face,

even the random junk he tosses aside gets snapped up by beautiful women at sky-high prices.

Is he destined to live off women?

Uh...

Wait, miss, please behave yourself! I'm only here to perform!

Hey, buying things is one thing, but you really shouldn't be getting handsy, miss!

The mistress of the Sacred Land of Yaochi looks at Fang Yuan. "Mr. Fang, would you like to save yourself three hundred years of hard work?"

The icy saintess of the Sacred Land of Kunlun, acclaimed as the most beautiful woman in the Nine Provinces, looks at Fang Yuan with a shy, girlish expression. "Mr. Fang Yuan, you can call me Ling'er. It'll make us feel closer."

Fang Yuan chuckles.

What happened to being an ice queen? What happened to being aloof?

Hah!

Women!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.