Tushan's Nine-Tailed Fox: Borrowing Another 500 Years from Heaven

I am a nine-tailed fox from Tushan, with 450 years of handsomeness under my belt. Watching foxes my age gradually grow old, I can't help marveling at my peerless beauty, unchanged for 500 years. Every day, I wake up to the sight of my own handsome face. Turns out being good-looking really does make Heaven jealous. When I was little, an ugly fallen immortal cursed me to die before I turned 500. Sigh, if only I could borrow another five hundred years from Heaven. Then I'd surely become the one and only Nine-Tailed Fox Emperor of the Eastern Wilderness…

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.