Brother, I Beg You, Stop Talking

Hao Ren, a solid-eyed straight man with an all-knowing eye. The roommates found a girlfriend. Hao Ren: Your girl turned you on. Just now, she still smelled like someone else. Roommates:… The school released a study. Hao Ren: This is deceiving funds under the guise of scientific research. The results have already been found in my experiments. Scientific research community:… Foreign countries want to engage in Star Wars. Hao Ren: This is strategic deception. Without spending that much money, I built a Dyson sphere on Venus. All over the world:… Aliens have been discovered on Mars. The whole world: Hurry and hold this bastard's mouth, don't let him speak. Hao Ren:...... I just want to say that that is the second base I built... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.