I, the Helpful Odd-Jobber of Konoha

Sasuke wanted to be top of the class.

So I fought Sasuke for half an hour and lost to him by half a move.

Naruto couldn't stand Sasuke's arrogance and wanted to teach him a lesson.

So I beat Sasuke until he spat blood in just three moves.

Madara wanted to use the Infinite Tsukuyomi to change the world.

So I joined forces with Ban, defeated the Allied Shinobi Forces, and activated the Infinite Tsukuyomi.

Naruto and Sasuke both wanted to defeat Madara and save the shinobi world, so I gave Madara a sneaky counterattack.

Don't thank me.

It's only what I should do.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.