Everyone Goes Berserk, While My Sign-In Medical Skills Shake the World

Spiritual qi revival begins, but there are no cultivation techniques. So everyone invents their own techniques and martial arts, only to suffer cultivation deviations one after another.

Practice Tai Chi too hard, and your navel and anus switch places!

Try to turn battle qi into wings, and you grow a pair of fleshy tumor-wings!

Fail to master the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon, and your bones and sinews break apart!

Learn Luffy's rubber body, and your flesh mutates into a puddle of *goo!

Practice Naruto's Rasengan, and your whole body twists into a giant fried dough twist!

Su Chen calmly signs in.

Sign in on day one, and receive world-class experience in enteritis surgery!

Sign in on day two, and receive world-class brain-repair medical skills!

Sign in on day n, and receive world-class gene replication skills!

Does anyone really think medicine is hard?

I don't actually want to show off, but my abilities won't let me help it~~!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.