I, Wang Xiaoming, Dominate the Whole Field with My Own Strength

Can't you see the Yellow River's waters flowing down from heaven,

Though I could live off my looks, I insist on crushing people with my skill. I, Wang Xiaoming, am truly an upright person!

I may have started writing a novel, but I have no idea how to write a blurb, and it's got me in a real panic. I have no choice but to unleash my ultimate move, the Word-Count Padding Technique. But if I don't say anything, who'll know I'm padding the word count? After all, I don't want people to hear my name and say, "Hey, look at that guy. He even padded the word count in his blurb. If the blurb's this watery, the story must be even worse. Bookmarking it would be a waste of time..."

I've padded the word count, but the story itself doesn't seem padded... Hmm... Not for now, anyway. Will it be later? I think it will... Mmph!

Sorry, I just felt the will of heaven cover my cherry lips, stopping me from saying what I wanted to say. But I think... this blurb's probably long enough now...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.