Coach, I Really Don't Want to Go Pro

All I want is to find five rookies who are the best of the worst and start a rookie club. But what is this, getting Uzi from the start with a sign-in?

You jungler with zero kills and nine deaths, you're telling me you're Ming Kai?

Didn't you say you'd been stuck in Bronze in League of Legends forever? How did you instantly climb to the top of the national server after joining my team?

Are you all really this good at the game?

Coach, I really don't want to play professionally!

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