On the first day of sign-in, I became a writer and gained a masterpiece for the ages.
On the second day of sign-in, I became a screenwriter. Anything I adapted could be made into the best movie possible.
On the third day of sign-in, I became a director. No matter how * the script was, I could turn it into a box-office hit.
On the fourth day of sign-in, I became an actor, skilled at playing all kinds of roles.
On the fifth day of sign-in, I became a cinematographer, able to shoot a film at any time.
On the sixth day of sign-in, I became an editor, capable of creating a perfect post-production cut.
On the seventh day of sign-in, I received a mission: make a real movie.
And so, the world's first movie with a single person serving as its writer, screenwriter, director, actor, cinematographer, and editor was born.
Everything in the film really happened. It was called Real.
The Oscars are going to give it Best Picture...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
