A Chinese Odyssey: Beginning with Journey to the West

Princess Iron Fan looks aggrieved. "Back when we sat beneath the flowers and gazed at the moon, you called me your little sweetheart. Now you've found someone new and forgotten the old..."

"Now I call you Madam. And who says there's someone new? I only took Xiaohong out for some fun. Are you really jealous of your own daughter?" Shao Wu says helplessly, looking at his wife, who loves to clown around, and the red-clad girl beside her, whose expression is nothing but exasperation.

"Mother, you're overreacting."

Sun Wukong: "Hey! We're in that guy's territory. Quick, everyone, take the long way around!"

Zhu Bajie: "Since ancient times, unrequited love has left only regret, and this regret goes on without end."

Sha Wujing: "Eldest Brother! Second Brother! Master is about to begin."

Tang Sanzang: "Do you know what 'deng-deng-deng-deng-deng' means?"

This is a world of wild legends. With all its absurd tales and strange accounts, surely adding just one tiny change isn't too much to ask.

As Shao Wu puts it: "Just go with the flow."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.