Three Kingdoms: From the Start, Selling Fire Extinguishers at Red Cliffs

After transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms era, Lin Ce plans to spend his days in carefree leisure. But just as he is about to take a boat out on the river, Liu Bei, ferrying civilians across, steals his little bamboo raft.

You big-eared thief! If you’re going to make my life miserable, then I’ll make sure the great fire at Red Cliffs never happens!

So Lin Ce accepts a mission from the System and, from the start, sells fire extinguishers to Cao Cao at Red Cliffs.

Cao Cao: “Why are you selling me fire extinguishers, sir?”

Lin Ce: “Kongming’s first fire burned Bowang Slope, and his second burned Xinye City. Aren’t you worried about his third fire, Prime Minister?”

Zhou Yu: “Damn it! How did Cao Cao manage to put out the fire on his ships? How did he do it?”

Kongming: “Commander Zhou, please don’t make me sail out to borrow arrows again, and don’t ask me to borrow the east wind either. Cao Cao and Heaven aren’t that generous...”

Many years later, after Cao Cao conquers Sichuan and Shu in the west, destroys Sun Wu in the east, subdues the southern tribes, and defeats Ma Han in the north, he warmly takes Lin Ce’s hand. “If it weren’t for your help...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.