Datang: Old General, Retire!

Zheng Shan, who had made great military achievements during his seventy-five-year military career, couldn't stand Li Er's marriage to Tubo, so he single-handedly robbed the marriage team. Tubo was destroyed, and Princess Wencheng was hidden by him. Li Er was furious and issued an edict in public: "My kingdom has been visited by all nations..." "Old general, you should retire when you are old!" Zheng Shan was so angry that he spurted blood and fell into coma. The barbarians immediately cheered: Tubo: "Old guy, you dare to stop us from asking for the women, technology, and craftsmen of the Tang Dynasty. You deserve it..." Turk: "My sons, the Dinghai Needle of the Tang Dynasty has fallen. Follow me on your horse to launch the second Weishui Alliance..." Goguryeo: "The old man is finally dead, kill him!" At this moment, Zhengshan bound the sign-in system: "If you sign in Chang'an for three years, you will be rewarded with 100,000 tiger and leopard riders..." Many years later, Zheng Shan led his troops to point his sword at Li Er: "You, abdicate!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.