Pursuing Sainthood

Xu Feng's mother pressures him into going on a blind date over the New Year.

Woman: How big is your garage?

Xu Feng: About the size of several soccer fields.

Woman: What about your car?

Xu Feng: I usually go out in cars worth over a hundred million. Sometimes I switch to one worth seven or eight hundred thousand.

The woman's eyes light up, and delight blossoms across her face.

Woman: Where's your car parked? Can you take me for a drive?

Xu Feng: Sure, but my driver went to pick someone else up.

Woman: Your car is a bus?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.