I Am the Hogyoku: Aizen Dug Me Out from the Start

Why did Aizen take on Hogyoku's appearance and call himself the horniest pig in all of League of Legends? Why did he even threaten to take down Jiu Ba?

Why did Mayuri painstakingly develop kidney tonics, claiming three bottles could turn spiritual pressure into a horse? Why did he yearn for Konoha and say he wanted to become the strongest Hokage?

Why did Ichigo train so hard in the Eighteen Awei Forms, claiming he never pulled his punches? Why did he refuse Yhwach's guidance and use the Thousand-Year Finisher on Kenpachi?

Why did Kyoraku bring up Infernal Affairs again and again, insisting they could never let heroes cry? Why did he refuse to be Captain-Commander, saying only that person deserved the role?

Why did Gin decide that Kaede was the Soul King? Why would Lady Unohana marry no one but Kaede? Why did Soi Fon call Urahara a little bastard?

Why did the Captain-Commander secretly cry in the middle of the night? Why was Tosen obsessed with going bald? Why did Ukitake...?

It all began when Aizen dug Kaede, who claimed to be the Hogyoku, out of the underground!

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