Urban: I Made a Deal with a Dog from the Start

Name: Urban: I Made a Deal with a Dog from the Start
Author: Become a God in Seven Days

都市：开局和一条狗交易

by Become a God in Seven Days (日七万成神)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 44k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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A local dog: I've eaten too much dog food and want to eat some shit. I'll trade the gold bowl my rich owner made for me for a lump of it!

Me: I'll poop one out for you right now!

An explorer stranded in the desert: My throat is so dry it's smoking. I'll pay 200,000 for a bottle of water!

Me: No problem!

The explorer stranded in the desert: I want magical powers!

Me: Keep dreaming!

The explorer stranded in the desert: I want a satellite phone. 400,000!

Me: No problem!

The explorer stranded in the desert: Damn it, why is the satellite phone out of battery? I'll pay 500,000. I want a fully charged power bank!

Me: No problem!

The explorer stranded in the desert: I'm gonna tear you a new one, you profiteer! Please stop ripping me off. I'll pay 1,000,000, just give me another charging cable!

Me: You're so rich. What's wrong with fleecing you a little...?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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