City: Beginning with a Dog Deal

Ichijou*: I'm full of food and want to eat cockroaches. I'm willing to trade the golden rice bowl built for me by the wealthy owner for a bunch of cockroaches! Me: I'll give it to you immediately! An explorer trapped in the desert: I'm thirsty and my throat is filled with smoke. I'm willing to pay 200,000 yuan to anyone who can give me a bottle of water! Me: It's a piece of cake! Explorer stranded in the desert: I want mana! Me: You are thinking shit! Explorer stranded in the desert: I want a satellite phone, 400,000! Me: It's a trivial matter! Explorer trapped in the desert: *Ma, why is the satellite phone out of power? I offer 500,000, and I want a fully charged power bank! Me: It's a trivial matter! An explorer trapped in the desert: I'm going to kill you, you profiteer, please stop trying to get me, I'll give you 1 million, please give me another data cable! Me: You are so rich, what's wrong with Xiu Nao... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.