I Witnessed History on the High Seas

This is a feel-good novel for people who enjoy a good time. The writing is average, there are plenty of flaws, and there are some toxic bits too, but most of all, it's fun. The ideas are wonderfully offbeat. Other people's Systems are either wise old men or sweet young women, but mine just froze. Yes, froze, completely stuck. It's not the kind you can interact with, or the kind that looks after the protagonist, cares about the protagonist, or tricks the protagonist. Now I'm freaking out. What do I do? Waiting for answers online. It's urgent!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.