About My Reincarnation, Starting as a Baby

I'm Chen Hao. I just opened my phone to watch Scissor Seven and was lying in bed, ready to enjoy it, when a sharp pain whisked me away from this beautiful Earth to a miserable world of cultivators.

Here, I'll use the ultimate survival tactics to stage a spectacular escape.

What? There's someone here? Avoid them. What? I wandered into someone else's ancestral grounds? Get out of here! What? You can only find this rare treasure of heaven and earth at an auction house? No problem, as long as I don't talk to anyone.

Who did this? Who's cruel enough to set the mountain on fire?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.