
My Sister Wouldn't Get Out of Bed on New Year's, So I Hit Her with a Palm Thunderbolt
春节回家的妹妹赖床不起,看我一记掌心雷
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 395k Words
- Genre
- Urban Romance
- Subgenre
- Urban Superpowers
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- Faloo
Synopsis
All-time: Reads, Flowers.
285Chapters
2.9MReads
39.2kFlowers
10.0Score
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1: Brain development 100% 2: God-level understanding, god-level learning ability 3: Can become invisible, pass through walls, immerse in soil, fly, god-level teleportation, Hongmeng-level crossing gate, god-level healing, god-level telekinesis, god-level mental blockade, god-level gene blockade at will 4: Three Thousand Avenues and Origin 5: Infinitely controllable and comprehensive evolution 6: Infinite magical powers 7: God-level magical power of reincarnation {keep memory and be reincarnated in the mother's body of your choice} 8: God-level Disguise, God-level Hacking Technology, God-level Psychology, God-level Cui Mian Technique 9: Chaos Arcana Chaos Bead 10: Predict the next seven days 11: God-level danger perception, God-level eyesight 12: Immortality and eternal life 13: Infinite Devouring Evolution of God-level Magical Powers 14: Infinite clones of divine powers 15: Reply 66 and like it to get the above abilities.
You look down on our current era. Now some longevity people. It takes 120 years at every turn. . . I'm afraid you're not lying to me. Foreshadowing? Did you mean that? There is a powerful organization that breaks that law. Then it was just like that. It would be better not to practice. Anyway, he is still a good man after 120 years. To put it bluntly, it is just a fake golden elixir for real body training!
If you don't understand, just ask the immortal cultivator. When he sees his sister lying in bed, does he hit his sister directly in the face with a spell?
The life span of the golden elixir period is only 120 years. Who are you looking down on? Nowadays, there are people who have lived for more than 120 years. Are these people more powerful than other people who cultivate immortality?
The golden elixir you wrote about has a maximum lifespan of one hundred and twenty years. Qi training and foundation building last for 20 to 30 years longer than ordinary people. The average age of ordinary people is about seventy or eighty. The golden elixir you write about has a really long lifespan. The marrow-cleansing elixir you write about can only increase cultivation and is useless when it is gone. Can you first look at why the marrow-cleansing elixir is called the marrow-cleansing elixir? You can't change the meridian and cut the marrow, you can only rely on the power of medicine to increase your cultivation. You are the only one, cow.
If typing mp means selling movies, it means you have been targeted, now! It's time to prove your innocence.
Immortal cultivators can only live 120 years, so aren't they inferior to ordinary people? Let's die and travel again.
My sister, who came home during the Spring Festival, was so bedridden that she watched me hit the Lightning Poison Dragon Diamond Q (`⌒′Q)
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The golden elixir period has a life span of 120 years. Ordinary people can generally live to be over 70 to 80 years old, and some can live over 100 years. Co-author: Ordinary people in this world are short-lived ghosts. I have only been practicing for more than 20 years. Why are you wasting so much time?