From the Start: My System Wants to Self-Destruct

Author: "Let's have the protagonist introduce himself to everyone."

Zhang Yang: "Hi, everyone. My name is Zhang Yang. Zhang as in Zhang Sanfeng, Yang as in Emperor Yang of Sui. I do things with flair, but I'm not arrogant. My name is Zhang Yang, so I'm going to make a show of myself."

Author: "That rap from classmate Zhang Yang rhymed really well, huh? To help you all show off in everyday life, let me briefly explain the different kinds of showing off: doing it deliberately, doing it without meaning to, and doing it so subtly that no one notices. Each level brings you one step closer to becoming the ultimate show-off. You have to do it just right, and not overdo it or people will find you annoying. Then they'll admire you and see you as the king of show-offs. There's no end to showing off!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.