I Played a Game and Got Mass-Reported by a Female Streamer

A certain streamer: Brother Sea Emperor, don't you think men are all miserly? You won't even buy me a 30,000-yuan handbag.

Ironclad Sea Emperor: 30,000 yuan!? That's one amazing car, four Apple phones, five PS5s, dozens of games, hundreds of character skins, a VIP massage pass, a lifetime gym membership, several trips abroad, dozens of domestic trips, 300 orders of me on Bixin, or enough to find 3,000 girls to play games with you.

I could enjoy all that myself. Why would I spend it on a handbag for you?

A certain streamer: Isn't it only natural for men to spend money on women?

Ironclad Sea Emperor: Why should I spend money on you? Are you that beautiful? Open any mobile game and you'll find hundreds of waifus. Which one is uglier than you?

Would you share the hard times with me? Open Battlefield and you'll find 50 brothers. Which one holds me back as much as you do?

Are you knowledgeable? Search the internet's billions of questions. How many can you answer?

Are you talented? Which girl online can't sing and dance better than you?

A certain streamer...

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