Talking Back to Readers

This novel is all about roasting readers. If you can't take it, don't read it. As long as writing it makes me happy, that's all that matters.

Writing books is my right. It has nothing to do with readers.

Why should I have to write for readers?

Right?

Blah blah blah.

Who's going to stop me?

Today, I'm going to roast readers like crazy.

There's no stopping me. I've gotten carried away. I've gone mad.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.