Spiritual Qi Revival: My Students Are Impossible to Teach

As a peak cultivator who wound up stranded on Earth, I've never seen students so hard to teach.

Student A: "Teacher, look at my companion beast. Isn't it mighty and powerful?"

Teacher Fang: "Even a pig shits more than your companion beast. It can't carry anyone, and it can't deal damage. Come talk to me about being mighty and powerful after it can keep up with my dragon mount!"

Student B: "The lightning dancing at my fingertips..."

Teacher Fang: "Dancing my ass! That much electricity couldn't even kill a fly. What are you trying to do? Come talk to me when you can flatten a mountain with one strike!"

Student C: "Teacher, don't worry. I won't say a thing!"

Teacher Fang: "You should be saying something! You dare peek into the women's bathhouse but won't admit it? Why do I have a student like you?"

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