"Ding! Mission failed. Since the Host is hopelessly useless, the 'Born to Be Useless, Yet Still Useful' achievement has been unlocked. You have received one Trash-to-Treasure lottery draw. Use it now?"
"What the heck?"
"The Host is hopelessly useless."
"Say that again!"
"Quit yapping. Do you want to use the lottery draw now?"
"Yes, yes, my lord, please just use it already."
"Drawing... Ding! Draw complete. Congratulations, Host, you have won the grand prize: the Path-Proving Ceremony. Use it now?"
"Obviously! What am I supposed to do, save it to wipe my ass?"
"Use it?"
"Use it, use it! Quit dragging your feet. You're the boss!"
"Ding! Successfully used. The Host has comprehended all forty-nine Great Paths."
"Ding! The Host has made himself the One, merged the forty-nine Great Paths, and forged a Dao Body."
"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have attained the position of Dao Lord."
Hao Youdao stared in stunned disbelief.
"I'm a Dao Lord just like that?"
Hao Youdao jolted to his senses. "Master, I'm going down the mountain..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
