Reborn in Another World, I Won't Be the Ghost Emperor!

They say no one can defy the heavens? Let me try!

They say cultivation requires talent? Let me see!

You think I'm ugly? Your eyes must be broken!

In another world, you have to act crazy. Otherwise, how is a transmigrator like me supposed to get by?

Follow the ridiculous otherworldly adventures of one unlucky young man!

No pills? Easy! I'll make them myself!

No cultivation techniques? Easy, I'll write my own!

No weapons? Are you freaking blind? How about a Gatling gun?

Can't use flying swords? Damn! How about an otherworldly J-31 fighter jet?

Don't mess with me! Or I'll use you as a sacrifice to the heavens!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.