"Brother Shu, are our apples almost ripe?" -I
"Why are you asking this? Don't you think there is more sun above your head today?" - Brother Shu
"It's true that there is more sun today. What's going on? The weather is really nice today." - Me
"That's because there was an apple on your head last night that was picked by a flower monkey." - Brother Shu
"??? Would it be me next?" - Me
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
