When I Reincarnated as an Apple

"Big Tree, are the apples from this crop almost ripe?" - Me

"Why do you ask? Haven't you noticed there are more suns above your head today?" - Big Tree

"There really are more suns today. What's going on? The weather's great." - Me

"That's because a flower monkey picked the apple above your head last night." - Big Tree

"??? Am I next?" - Me

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.