The Cheat Shop

The demigod Qiu Sheng opened a shop so his customers could take off and soar.

"Hey there! Want to kick rich, handsome guys, punch pretty rich girls, and reach the peak of life? Step right in! We have all kinds of miraculous pills, divine weapons, System cheats, and even protagonist halos waiting for you. Not 998, not 98, not even 9.8. All it takes is one carat of primordial lifespan and soul." Wait, something seems off. Punch pretty rich girls?

One customer: "Shopkeeper, I want a girl!"

"Here, have a peach. We have as many peaches as you want. Sweet? Fragrant? Now that you've finished eating, get lost. Oh, and settle your bill on the way out."

One regular customer: "Shopkeeper, the System you gave me is cursed! It set me up with a mission that means certain death. I protest!"

"Let me see. Oh, it's the cut-down, castrated version. You're just unlucky. How is that my fault? If you'd gotten the deluxe or ultimate version, you could boss the System around."

"Pfft! What a swindler..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.