Journey to the West: I'm a Farmer, and the Handsome Monkey King Tends My Orchard

Xuan Yi transmigrated into a farmer beneath Flower-Fruit Mountain and quietly worked his fields for ten years.

The Handsome Monkey King went out to sea in search of the Way. Passing by my peach orchard, he ate every last peach.

"Ding! Detected that the Host's peach orchard has been ravaged by the Handsome Monkey King. The God-Tier Choice System is activating."

"Choice One: Grovel before the Handsome Monkey King. Not only let him ravage your orchard, but beg him to wreck your other crops as well. Reward: the Host receives the strongest bootlicking System in history. Keep licking, keep licking, and in the end, you'll have nothing."

"Choice Two: Reason with the monkey. Talk some sense into the Handsome Monkey King until he realizes his mistake, sincerely apologizes to the Host, and stops wrecking your other crops. Reward: the Host receives the Let Me Explain System. Keep explaining, keep explaining, and in the end, you'll have no argument at all."

"Choice Three: Might makes right. Beat the Handsome Monkey King and confine him to your peach orchard as a fruit farmer. Reward: the Host receives the Farming-to-Immortality System. Prove the Dao through farming and become a sage and patriarch."

Grovel? Not a chance!

Reason with a monkey? Don't even think about it!

As a farmer, naturally, farming comes first!

I choose option three.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.