What Kind of Netizens Are There in My Live Broadcast Room?

"Anchor anchor, does hitting someone by a pregnant woman count as assault?" "Of course not, the kid didn't do anything." "Can mushrooms still be called mushrooms if they fall into the toilet?" "If you want to taste it more carefully, call it shiitake mushrooms." "If you are in a long-distance relationship, do you need to contact me every day?" "It's not necessary. Just give us a notice when you get married." "Anchor anchor, I like to eat instant noodles, but what should I do if I always get constipation after eating too much?" "Next time when you make instant noodles, don't use boiling water, use kaiselu." "Anchor, I have been following you for ten years, so can you kowtow to me?" "No problem, I'll lay an incense stick for you later." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.