Urban: Reborn at Eighteen, Hunted by a Snail

Wang Ning was reborn at eighteen, ready to make his mark on the world.

The System warned him that he had to make good on all the outrageous boasts he'd made, or he'd drop dead on the spot.

Question: There's a button that gives you $1,000 every time you press it, but an American disappears. Would you press it?

Wang Ning: "Thanks for the invite. I'm at home and just pressed it so hard I broke the button. Can you give me a few more?"

Question: What do you do if your roommate's mom falls for you?

Wang Ning: "Thanks for the invite. I'm at the Home Inn, just got out of bed. First, you have to figure out whether she likes you or likes you..."

Question: Would you take 1 billion yuan if a snail would hunt you down forever?

Wang Ning: "Thank... isn't that free money? How about you make me eat a turd too? Otherwise, I won't feel right taking it."

At a press conference, the minister said with a blank expression, "Given the recent outrageous provocations by a certain country, I'd like everyone to watch a video." On the giant screen, a handsome young man could be seen frantically pounding a button.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.