An 180-Year-Old Man Challenges Madara from the Start

In an ordinary nursing home, what is the biggest attraction?

A beautiful young widow? Better care for the elderly?

Or comfortable rooms, fresh air, and lovely surroundings? No, no, no. None of those are what really draws people in.

It's the old folks who can unsettle you, mess with your eyes and ears, chatter endlessly all day, and keep saying, "Back in my day," and "You young people..."

But what you could never imagine is that these endlessly nagging little old men in your eyes...

These unbearably irritable, utterly boring little old men can challenge Madara from the start!?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.