Mythic Tang: I Have the Fourth Calamity

After transmigrating to mythical Tang China, Luo Ze becomes the posthumous son of Luo Shixin, Duke of Tan. From the start, he inherits the title of Prince of Zhenbei. Li Er tells me to defend the northern border against the Turks and the Great Wilderness?

The System activates, summoning a whole group of Blue Star buddies to transmigrate into new bodies!

Li Er: What the heck! Why do all these people in the Prince of Zhenbei's estate have such weird names? I saw one called 'Murderous Intent Beneath the Crotch.' Could he be hiding a knife there?

Fang Xuanling: The Prince of Zhenbei's estate is full of talented people. They've solved problems that have plagued our Great Tang for years, including floods, locust plagues, and epidemics.

Turks: What the heck? Why are the people in the Prince of Zhenbei's estate completely unafraid of death? I saw it with my own eyes: after a battle, the survivors jumped straight off a cliff, saying it was a faster way to get home??

Edgy Player No. 1: A bag of rice can carry you up several flights!

Edgy Player No. 2: Senbonzakura! Senkei, Senbonzakura Kageyoshi!

Great Wilderness Beast: "???"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.