This World Is on the Brink of Destruction

Li Hao was just a failed web novelist. His first-day sales topped ten thousand, and he accidentally choked to death on his own success!

Well, if everyone else can transmigrate, so can he. But have you ever seen someone transmigrate while being beaten up by a character from his own story? This is freaking absurd. And to top it off, the time machine blew up, blasting him into bamboo-shoot-shaped shrapnel!

Come along and enjoy the hilarious tale of River God Li Hao collecting fragments!

As the big winner of life who transmigrated into the body of a river god, he still has his complaints.

In his previous life, he was a web novelist whose stories often flopped. He was especially good at scheming ways to benefit the transmigrators in his stories, but when it came to himself, he discovered that getting a golden finger was no easy feat! As he traveled through the time tunnel and racked his brains, the river god decided to take care of the most important business in his life first.

He decisively won Nuwa's heart. He thought that after winning over the great ancestral goddess of the East, life would be smooth sailing.

But he'd underestimated the situation!

Nuwa needs two sessions every day, and they aren't short.

- Applying a face mask

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.