My Golden Finger Is Actually Plants Vs. Zombies

You start with an egg, and your career and skills all depend on smashing it. Come and get rid of this pile of shit: "What! Can you tell me what the hell is a 'shit picker'? D?д??. Don't I just have the word "shit" in my name? It's necessary..." Promise you for the rest of your life: "Brother, I'm even worse! Look at my skills: birth and cremation of a dragon will reduce hatching time by 50%. When attacking a dragon, it will do double damage to those with more than 50% health. If it is less than 50%, it will activate the violent double damage, double movement speed, double attack speed. If it is less than 10%, it will not stop until death. , When the sacrifice mode is turned on, all attributes will be increased five times, lasting for half an hour, and the benefits of killing dragons will be tripled. Man, look at the previous one, shortening the domestication time is okay, but look at the next one, this one can beat me. In the early stage, I can't even beat a dodo, but five times the damage twice can kill me in seconds. This start is simply... Linyuan: Huh? Something's wrong. Taking a look at myself, I saw pea shooters all over the mountains and mountains of storage boxes... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.