Primordial Xuanhuan: Don't Bother Looking, You Can't Learn This

If you became a sect leader, with a daily sign-in reward that was always a divine-grade item, and the disciples you randomly picked up all carried the bloodlines of ancient divine beasts like True Dragons and Mystic Phoenixes, while even the least talented had a cultivation aptitude seen only once in a thousand years, what would you do? Dominate all the realms and become the supreme ruler?

Lin Feng thinks that dominating the realms sounds way too exhausting. Isn't it better to eat barbecue and play mahjong every day, then curl up with a temperature-controlled body pillow when he gets sleepy?

But for some reason, the sect of Lin Feng, who only wants to be a slacker, ends up becoming the strongest in all the realms.

"Master, envoys from the Thirty-Six Upper Realms are here. They want to tour our sect and learn the advanced methods that made us the strongest sect in all the realms."

"...Tell them all to leave. There's nothing to see. They wouldn't be able to learn it anyway..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.