Right now, the Gatling gun aimed at me in the course-selection battle is only 0.0001 centimeters from my forehead.
But in thirty seconds, she'll be my girlfriend.
This story teaches us that
when boys go out, they need to know how to protect themselves.
Watch out for pretty girls.
You never know when you might
lose your innocence.
Lu Shen, chosen by the Heavenly Decision Pill, has unlocked his full mental potential.
Exams? Where's my data cable? I need to download information into my brain!
Cultivation? My ten-thousandfold talent is fully unleashed. Wow, this top-grade Heaven-ranked technique is so lame! Forget it, I'll write a divine-grade technique. Oh my god, what the heck is a Nine-Colored Divine Thunder?
Weight training? Sword practice? My grandmaster-level comprehension is fully unleashed! Four Heavenly Emperors, why are you playing rock-paper-scissors? Are we fighting or not? Hurry up and come at me together! I'll only use one hand.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
