Three Kingdoms: Divine Physician Hua, Something's Not Quite Right About You

Transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms, it would have been fine to become any fierce general or brilliant strategist. But of all people, I became Hua Tuo.

Well, from the start, Cao Cao summoned me to treat his headache.

I opened my mouth and delivered a triple blow:

"There's no hope! Just wait to die! **!"

Instead of getting angry, Cao Cao was delighted. A few words from me taught him how to win the Battle of Guandu.

Cao Mengde beamed: "Divine Physician Hua is truly the Zhang Liang of our age!"

Guo Jia said with utmost sincerity: "I, Guo Jia, have the greatest admiration for Divine Physician Hua's strategies!"

Liu Xuande scolded Kongming: "Kongming, if you can't foil Hua Tuo's brilliant scheme, you don't deserve to be called the Sleeping Dragon!"

Zhuge Liang beat his chest and spat blood: "Why was Hua Tuo born when I was already born?!"

That's right, there's something a little off about me, Hua Tuo!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.