Great Tang: My Son Is Nothing to Write Home About

After transmigrating to the Tang dynasty, Qin Qi awakens the Super Dad System. Whenever a son he raises makes a name for himself, Qin Qi earns all kinds of knowledge.

To ensure his descendants never have to study English again, Qin Qi has no choice but to devote himself to raising sons.

Second son: "Dad, I only passed the imperial examination as a provincial graduate. I'm such a useless son!"

Qin Qi: "A provincial graduate is pretty good too. Today, you're a provincial graduate; tomorrow, you'll be prime minister!"

Eldest son: "Dad, the ocean-going ship is finished. I'm planning to take our business all the way to Rome."

Qin Qi: "While you're at it, catch a few penguins in Antarctica. Your old man wants some pets to play with..."

Watching his sons effortlessly become geniuses, both scholarly and martial, Li Shimin and the others are green with envy and compete to send their sons over.

Li Chengqian, Zhangsun Chong, and the others: "Dad, please take us in, or they'll beat us so badly at home they'll break our legs..."

Qin Qi strokes his chin. "You want to be my sons? Fine. Each of you go find a mother and bring her back."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.