Journey to the West: I Sell Phones in the Journey to the West

I will always remember that day. Tang Sanzang said that monks must leave the mortal world behind and not cling to wealth and glory.

But then he turned around, pulled out his phone, and started a video chat with the Queen of the Kingdom of Women.

The Jade Emperor said that, as the ruler of the Three Realms, he had to lead by example and keep the world at peace.

But then he slowly took out his phone and got lost in a game of PUBG.

Fairy Chang'e said she had left the mortal world behind and no longer cared for love. She just wanted to stay in Guanghan Palace and spend the rest of her days there.

But then her jade fingers tapped the screen of her phone as she started scrolling through her Moments.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.