Great Tang: A Potato Hit Li Er on the Head From the Start!

Lin Xuan transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and becomes a merchant. While doing business in Chang'an, he happens upon another merchant, Old Li.

After a few rounds of drinks, Old Li asks, "What do you think of the current emperor?"

Drunk, Lin Xuan replies, "He murdered his brothers, imprisoned his father, and is disloyal, unfilial, and a bad brother."

A murderous glint flashes in Old Li's eyes.

Seeing this, Lin Xuan sobers up. If his words get out, he's dead. He grabs a potato from the table and smashes it into the other man's head.

You bastard, trying to trick me into talking? It's either you or me!!!

After Old Li falls to the ground, Lin Xuan takes the body and flees the capital overnight, returning to his own estate.

That night, the emperor goes missing, and the court falls into chaos.

Three months later, an army of a hundred thousand arrives outside the estate.

Lin Xuan: "Th-this freeloader Old Li, could he be...?"

Old Li smiles calmly. "That was quite a blow, sir. How are you going to compensate me for my losses?"

Lin Xuan regrets it a little. Why didn't he hit you hard enough to kill you back then?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.