Honghuang: Want to Fight? My Wife Is the Great Dao

Fang Lin transmigrated to the Primordial World, but the System somehow ran off. In the confusion, Fang Lin actually married the Great Dao.

Countless mighty figures of the Primordial World scrambled to curry favor with Fang Lin.

Kunpeng: "The Old Ancestor said that Kunpeng is so huge it won't fit in a cooking pot, so every time I cut off a little of my own flesh to show my respect!"

Di Jun and Tai Yi: "Don't even get us started. We've nearly run out of flesh to cut off lately! We're thinking of taking some from our sons!"

Tongtian: "Damn, have you seen what Fang Lin uses to wash his feet? Three Lights Divine Water! What a waste!"

Yuanshi: "That's nothing... Have you seen Fang Lin use the Investiture of the Gods to wipe his ass?"

Zhunti and Jieyin: "Old Ancestor Hongjun, please do something! Fang Lin is making our Buddhist disciples watch dirty movies. Their faith is crumbling, and Buddhism is about to fall apart!"

Hongjun: "Ahem. Heavenly Dao, how about you step in for once?"

Heavenly Dao: "If you can do it, then you do it!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.