Livestream: I'm the God of Food Across All Worlds

Lu Ze, owner of a Sichuan-Hunan restaurant on the verge of closing, unexpectedly acquires a Myriad Worlds Food Livestream System.

Shi Hao: I got it, I got it! I'm off to catch a dragon carp and make boiled fish!

Su Shi: When will the bright moon appear? I raise my wine cup and ask the blue sky... Wow, this tastes amazing!

Tang Yin: I love eating grilled chicken wings...

Stephen Chow: What the heck, why is there so much water? Did I slice the urinary meatball's main artery?!

Erlang Shen: Don't throw away those leftover peaches of immortality. Coat them in egg, roll them in breadcrumbs, then fry them until golden and crispy. Drain off the oil, and both kids and old folks will love them. The immortals next door are drooling with envy.

Taotie: Lord God of Cookery, do you need a pet? I can even keep your bed warm!

Looking at all the different comments flooding the livestream, Lu Ze pressed a hand down. "Just the basics. Don't make a fuss. Everyone, sit down!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.