I'm a Fake Powerful Minister, and the Ministers of the Myriad Worlds Are Fighting Over My Red Envelopes

Duan Shuang joined a chat group called the Myriad Worlds Power Brokers Group out of boredom.

As soon as he entered, he was given a warm welcome.

Great Han * Empress Lu: "Welcome, newcomer! Blowing a kiss *jpg!"

Great Qin * Lü Buwei: "Welcome aboard! Applause *jpg!"

Great Ming * Zhang Juzheng: "Hahahaha, a newcomer! Welcome, welcome!"

Great Han * Cao Cao: "Oh? We have a newcomer? Start with an introduction!"

Duan Shuang was speechless for a moment, then decisively resolved to fit in with this group of goofballs.

Celestial Empire * Duan Shuang: "With a keyboard in hand, I dare to give the world a new face. I'm Duan Shuang. You bunch of weirdos... I mean, fellow jokesters, please show me the ropes!"

Great Han * Wang Mang: "Ha, it's been three months, and we've finally got a newcomer. Let's celebrate with a red packet!"

Duan Shuang brought out the lightning-fast fingers he'd honed through twenty years of being single and tapped!

System notification: "Congratulations! You've received a lucky red packet from Great Han * Wang Mang: eight horse-hoof gold coins!"

System notification: "..

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.