The Tech Geek at a Certain School of Magic

A certain school of magic is a strange and baffling place: a centenarian old ** pops heart pills every day but still keeps working; the *Potions professor turns into a lovestruck fangirl the moment she sees a certain Muggle teacher; the head of the Snake House swears that even with greasy hair, he won't use shampoo from the Potter family; a werewolf whose name shall remain undisclosed is forced to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts for three nerve-racking years; the second-generation Dark Lord, focused on resurrection, is caught off guard and becomes a third-generation Dark Lord's lackey; and Gringotts' legal representative complains, "The deposit interest rate really can't go any higher. Why hasn't the Minister come to take over yet?" Ever since a group of Chinese students arrived at this school, the entire magical world has changed...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.