Hear Me Out

I don't have much education, and I can't claim to have any particular literary talent. But isn't life just a storybook filled with joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness?

Today, please listen as I tell you my story. It may not be very exciting, but it might help you pass the time.

My name is Mo Yu! Mo, as in ink, brush, paper, and inkstone. Yu, as in the universe. I'm a young man born in 2000. I'm not particularly handsome. In fact, I'm quite ordinary. I won't make anyone gasp in surprise or catch their eye.

I'm not very tall either, only 175 centimeters. I'm not fat, and if anything, I'm a little thin. I weigh 115 jin. I have to include that, or people might imagine all sorts of things maliciously.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.